12 Oct 2005
Not Here to Be Loved
Jean-Claude Delsart, a 50 years-old bailiff, with his worn-out smile and heart, abandoned a long time ago the idea that life could give him pleasures. Until the day, he dares to push the doors of a tango lesson...
Date Movie
The feel-you-up movie of the year
Spoof of romantic comedies which focuses on a man, his crush, his parents, and her father.
Top Billed Cast
Alyson Hannigan Julia Jones
Eddie Griffin Frank Jones
Sophie Monk Andy
Jennifer Coolidge Roz Funkyerdoder
Fred Willard Bernie Funkyerdoder
Carmen Electra Anne
Tony Cox Hitch
Marie Matiko Betty
Judah Friedlander Nicky
Meera Simhan Linda Jones
Adam Campbell Grant Funkyerdoder
Mauricio Sanchez Eduardo / Housekeeper
Charlie Dell Justice of the Peace
Beverly Polcyn Old Cat Woman
Dana Seltzer Wedding Planner / Receptionist
Tom Lenk Frodo
Valery M. Ortiz Jell-O
Tom Fitzpatrick Gandalf
Susse Budde Jewelry Store Clerk
Allison Kyler Krumpin Dance Double - Julia
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