11 Mar 2017
Assholes
Adah and Aaron are recovering addicts who are struggling to stay sober. After meeting in their psychoanalyst’s waiting room, they fall in love, relapse on poppers, and become the biggest assholes in New York City.
The Killer Condom
The rubber that rubs you out!
In New York City, detective Luigi Mackeroni investigates a string of mysterious penile mutilations at the Hotel Quickie. After Mackeroni attempts to have a tryst with a gigolo he meets in the lobby, a carniverous condom bites off his right testicle and flees, which sets the detective off on a quest to stop the predatory prophylactic once and for all.
Top Billed Cast
Udo Samel Luigi Mackeroni
Peter Lohmeyer Sam Hanks
Iris Berben Frau Dr. Riffleson
Marc Richter Billy
Leonard Lansink Babette (Bob Miller)
Evelyn Künneke Leichenbeschauerin Wilma
Hella von Sinnen Detektivin Sally
Heribert Sasse Mann vom Secret Service
Meret Becker Phyllis Higgins
Gerd Wameling Her Teacher
Henning Schlüter Hotelchef Robinson
Ralf Wolter Prof. Boris Smirnoff
Ron Williams Chief of Police
Otto Sander Mr. Higgins
Monika Hansen Mrs. Higgins
Gode Benedix Policeman O'Brian
Weijian Liu Dr. Riffleson's Assistant
Adriana Altaras Croatian Tourist
Georg-Martin Bode Dick McGouvern
Nicolette Krebitz
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