Small Time Crooks

They took a bite out of crime.

A loser of a crook and his wife strike it rich when a botched bank job's cover business becomes a spectacular success.

2000

1h 34min

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Top Billed Cast

Tracey Ullman
Frenchy
Michael Rapaport
Denny
Tony Darrow
Tommy
Jon Lovitz
Benny
Hugh Grant
David
Sam Josepher
Real Estate Agent
Brian Markinson
Cop
Steve Kroft
Himself
Elaine Stritch
Chi Chi Potter
Carolyn Saxon
Candy Salesperson
Diane Bradley
Cookie Store Customer
Crystal Field
Cookie Store Customer
Cindy Carver
Cookie Store Customer
Laurine Towler
Cookie Store Customer
Olivia Hayman
Cookie Store Customer
Fanda Nikic
Cookie Store Customer
Ray Garvey
Cookie Store Customer
Dana Tyler
TV News Reporter
Larry Pine
Charles Bailey
Brian McConnachie
Paul Milton

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