22 Aug 1997
Money Talks
Sought by police and criminals, a small-time huckster makes a deal with a TV newsman for protection.
No More Excuses
The man who made "Chafed Elbows" is loose again.
A bizarre portrait of the New York singles scene.
Top Billed Cast
Alan Abel Himself
Lawrence Wolf President James A. Garfield
Prentice Wilhite Charles Guiteau
Linda Diesem Mrs. Garfield
Aimée Eccles Chinese Girl
Don Calfa Priest
Paula Morris Priest's Woman / Prostitute
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