19 Jul 2020
Third on the Left
An aristocrat and his maid have a misunderstanding.
Il gatto mammone
Lando Buzzanca plays a man desperate to father a male heir. However, his wife (Roseanne Podesta) is apparently barren. They decide to use a surrogate mother, which, since this was in the days before artificial insemination, means Buzzanca will have to impregnate the surrogate the "old-fashioned" way. After a mishap involving a VERY unattractive but fertile widow, Buzzanca sets his sights on young girl (Gloria Guida) at an orphanage for unwed mothers (who has already given an illegitimate child up for adoption). They hire her as a maid, but she is under the impression they're going to adopt her, leading to some quasi-incestual misunderstandings...
Top Billed Cast
Lando Buzzanca Lollo Mascalucia
Rossana Podestà Rosalia
Tiberio Murgia Zingaro
Gloria Guida Marietta
Umberto Spadaro Doctor
Franco Lantieri amico di Lollo
Franco Giacobini Priest
Grazia Di Marzà la madre di Rosalia
Ermelinda De Felice vecchia suora
Sofia Lusy vedova
Adriana Facchetti la madre superiora
Renzo Marignano l'urologo
Lucy Ariotti la vedova di mezza età
Empedocle Buzzanca il farmacista
Carla Mancini suora (uncredited)
Angelo Casadei portatore di bara (uncredited)
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