
22 Jul 2002

Hero
During China's Warring States period, a district prefect arrives at the palace of Qin Shi Huang, claiming to have killed the three assassins who had made an attempt on the king's life three years ago.
If you've got an ass...he'll kick it!
A movie within a movie, created to spoof the martial arts genre. Writer/director Steve Oedekerk uses contemporary characters and splices them into a 1970s kung-fu film, weaving the new and old together. As the main character, The Chosen One, Oedekerk sets off to avenge the deaths of his parents at the hands of kung-fu legend Master Pain. Along the way he encounters some strange characters.
Master Pain (Betty) (archive footage)
Young Master Pain
Ling (archive footage)
Wimp Lo (archive footage)
Dying Ling
Master Tang (archive footage)
Whoa
Father
Mother
Chew Fat Lip
Peasant Woman
Young Master Pain's Henchman
Henchman #2
Grilled Face Fighter
Boom Box Henchman
Stick Fighter #2
Lone Fighter
Gang Fighter #2
Gang Fighter #4
Bikini Fighter
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