
24 Nov 2022

A Christmas Mystery
When her best friend's father is falsely accused of stealing the town's prized jingle bells, a young amateur sleuth and her friends must find the real thief before Christmas.
All they wanted was a little getaway. All they got was nothing but trouble.
While attempting to seduce gorgeous lawyer Diane Lightson, wealthy gadabout Chris Thorne agrees to drive her to Atlantic City, N.J. But, when some reckless driving draws the attention of a deeply critical cop, they and the flamboyant "Brazillionaires" who tagged along end up in the court of a grotesque and vengeful judge, who has a special vendetta against the wealthy and erudite.
Chris Thorne
Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser / Bobo
Dennis / Eldona
Diane Lightson
Artie
Fausto Squiriniszu
Mark
Digital Underground Member
Renalda Squiriniszu
Brian
Miss Purdah
Sam
Dealer #2
Dealer #1's Girlfriend
Dealer #2's Girlfriend
L'il Debbull
Porch Person
Porch Person
Porch Person
Town Biker
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When her best friend's father is falsely accused of stealing the town's prized jingle bells, a young amateur sleuth and her friends must find the real thief before Christmas.
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