Whilst delivering toilet rolls to a recording studio, small-time crook Keith pockets a demo tape by the newly disbanded group Toy Department, which he takes to a promoter, Brian. Together they have a chart hit with the 'mystery' group but complications arise when Brian wants a live tour.

Brian

Derek

Debbie

Nayler

Ali Kitson

Nigel

Barman

Mr. Pinder
Louise
Man at Delivery Bay

Jerry

Roger
Self
Hopeful

Hopeful