Farce of the Penguins

What Happens In Antarctica... Stays in Antarctica

In this spoof of "March of the Penguins," nature footage of penguins near the South Pole gets a soundtrack of human voices. Carl and Jimmy, best friends, walk 70 miles to the mating grounds where the female penguins wait. The huddled masses of females - especially Melissa and Vicki - talk about males, mating, and what might happen this year. Carl, Jimmy, and the other males make the long trek talking about food, fornication and flatulence. Until this year, Carl's sex life has been dismal, but he falls hard for Melissa. She seems to like him. A crisis develops when Jimmy comes upon something soft in the dark. Can friends forgive? Does parenthood await Carl and Melissa?

2006

Comedy·Romance·Documentary

1h 20min

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Top Billed Cast

Samuel L. Jackson
Narrator (voice)
Alyson Hannigan
Hottie Penguin (voice)
Bob Saget
Carl (voice)
Brie Larson
I Need a Z-Pack Penguin (voice)
Carlos Mencia
Juan Sanchez (voice)
Dave Coulier
There's No Snow Penguin (voice)
John Stamos
What's Global Warming Penguin (voice)
Jodie Sweetin
He's So Gross Penguin (voice)
Lori Loughlin
Melvin-smacking Penguin (voice)
Jason Biggs
Insecure Penguin (voice)
Jim Belushi
They're all bitches Penguin (voice)
Whoopi Goldberg
Helen (voice)
Damon Wayans
Hey, That's My Ass! Penguin (voice)
Drea de Matteo
Ester (voice)
Jason Alexander
Penguin on Belly (voice)
Christina Applegate
Melissa (voice)
Lewis Black
Jimmy (voice)
Mario Cantone
Sidney (voice)
Dane Cook
Online Penguin (voice)
Norm Crosby
Carl's Grandfather (voice)

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