20 Oct 2024
Ten ways to seem cool in a movie (short, medium or long length movie)
A ten pointed funny story with ten different characters shows us literally ten ways to seem cool in a movie
Up Yours
I've upped mine...
Tenants share wild times in a Hollywood apartment building.
Top Billed Cast
Eddie Ryder Man on the Street / Obscene Caller / Chief Looney
Michael Heit Tenant / Dad / Soup Waiter
Cindy Morgan Elaine
Rick Dillon Bachelor / White / Elephant Man
Tallie Cochrane Lady
Thomas Newman Doctor / Plainclothesman #1 / Soup Man / Tommy
Belinda Balaski Helen
Michael Pataki Virgil / Virgil's Father
Stafford Morgan Steven / Atlanta Man
Jill Jacobson Lady Patient
Patrick Wright Michael (as John Simmons)
Dyanne Thorne Manicurist
Becky Sharpe Mary Lou Perkins
John F. Goff John / Devil
George Buck Flower Beggar
Chris Warfield Dr. Gold / Cold Man / Bee Man
Chuck McCann Dr. Lude / Doctor / Mr. Hubbard
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