
05 Feb 1936

Modern Times
A bumbling tramp desires to build a home with a young woman, yet is thwarted time and time again by his lack of experience and habit of being in the wrong place at the wrong time..
ONLY TWELVE YEARS IN THE MAKING
"God watches out for dummies. He's got both eyes on them." Anyone who is young at heart and loves to laugh will enjoy this off-the-wall, melodramatic-styled comedy. Jack and Milo, both in their forties, with about the same IQ, are left to fend for themselves for the first time. They get a loan from the bank and lend the money to the Mafia for big interest. As the Morons go to collect their first interest, their dream of easy money becomes a nightmare. The Mafia demands $500 every week or their lives. They try one money making scheme after another to dodge death. Their only hope is that their stupidity will save them.
Jack
Milo
Mafia (John Shalako)
Whitney
Brian
Mama
Neighbor
Neighbor's Wife
Banker
Brian and Whitney's Dad
TV Host
Foreman
Lady at ATM
Man at River
Lady at House
Store Clerk
Warden
Video Store Clerk
Man Wants DVD
Principal
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