
12 Mar 2010

The Cow Who Wanted To Be a Hamburger
A children's fable about the power of advertising, the meaning of life and ultimately the test of a mother's love. Preserved by the Academy Film Archive in 2016.
Fatty gets kicked out of a bar, and then the place gets a bomb threat.
Fatty
Ambrose Schnitz
Bartender
Cop (uncredited)
Cop (uncredited)
Mustached Saloon Customer (uncredited)
Grocer (uncredited)
Bearded White-Vested Saloon Customer (uncredited)
Handout-Giver (uncredited)
Stubbled Saloon Customer in Derby (uncredited)
Bearded Dark-Vested Saloon Customer (uncredited)
Saloon Customer (uncredited)
Cop (uncredited)
12 Mar 2010
A children's fable about the power of advertising, the meaning of life and ultimately the test of a mother's love. Preserved by the Academy Film Archive in 2016.
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06 Nov 1931
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French film crew follows around journalist Eddie Brock in the streets of New York.
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A man comes home with his date to find that her dog, Wilfred, can speak to him.
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