
28 Sep 2018

The VelociPastor
After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.

Quick thinking landed him a million bucks... now everybody's after it!
Bullied by his siblings and nagged by his parents, 11-year-old Preston Waters is fed up with his family — especially their frugality. But he gets his chance to teach them a lesson when a money-laundering criminal nearly bulldozes Preston with his car and compensates the boy with a blank check. Preston makes the check out for $1 million and goes on a spending spree he'll never forget.

Preston Waters

Shay Stanley

Fred Waters

Sandra Waters

Ralph Waters

Damian Waters

Quigley

Juice

Biderman

Henry

Yvonne

Party Guest

Riggs

Butch
Party Guest

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