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A waiter tricks his way into command of a sub in order to rob a ship carrying gold bullion.
Top Billed Cast
Syd Chaplin Ambitious waiter
Glen Cavender A shrewd inventor / Ship Captain
Phyllis Allen A pugnacious guest
Dan Albert Man in Lobby with Bowtie (uncredited)
Frank Alexander Man on Crutches (uncredited)
Cecile Arnold A Peach at the Hotel (uncredited)
Minnie Chaplin Woman in Lobby (uncredited)
Ted Edwards Waiter (uncredited)
Louise Fazenda Dinner Guest (uncredited)
Al Hill Navigator / Torpedo Loader (uncredited)
Charles Lakin Desk Clerk (uncredited)
Grover Ligon Cook (uncredited)
Harold Lloyd Cook (uncredited)
Fritz Schade Chef (uncredited)
Josef Swickard Surplus Store Owner (uncredited)
Billy Gilbert Torpedo Loader (uncredited)
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