04 Dec 2008
Can I Be Your Bratwurst, Please?
A newly arrived guest of a Hollywood hotel charms and amazes the regulars, and they decide to invite him to their Christmas dinner.
A Gun for George
They wanted mercy. He didn't.
Author Terry Finch struggles to find an outlet that will stock or reprint his violent pulp crime series "The Reprisalizer"
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Matthew Holness Terry / George / The Reprisalizer
Roger Ashton-Griffiths Mr. Maddock
Edward Halsted Doctor
Veronica Roberts Librarian
Tim Skelton Man in Library
Joseph Bailey Ron
Ramen Rai Villain 1
Sean Meyer Villain 2
Matthew Ashforde Security Guard
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