18 Jan 2008
Blonde and Blonder
Comic mayhem ensues when two lovely blondes, Dee and Dawn, are mistaken as international mob killers.
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
The Army Will Never Be The Same
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
Top Billed Cast
Jessica Simpson Private Megan Valentine
Vivica A. Fox Sergeant Louisa Morely
Steve Guttenberg Sidney Green
Aimee Garcia Private Vicky Castillo
Olesya Rulin Private Petrovich
Keiko Agena Private Hailey Hamamori
Jill Marie Jones Private Connie Johnson
Ryan Sypek Sergeant Mills Evans
Cheri Oteri Private Jeter
Gary Grubbs Captain Greer
Bryce Johnson Derek O'Grady
Floriana Tullio Camille
Katie Chonacas Amber
Andy Milonakis Joe Kidd
Jennifer Finley Dolores
Katherine Owens Stylist
Kurt Fuller Cousin Barry
James Harlon Palmer Junior Agent (uncredited)
Desiree Page Private Hammaori Sister
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