12 Apr 2010
Vamps in the City
Vampires & Sex in the City - What more could you want?
See how Pirk got stranded in the past! Star Wreck V: Lost Contact was the first film to use live actors instead of cartoons. Real sets would have cost too much, so we decided to try bluescreen, just for fun. Our expectations weren't high, but it worked. So the movie was shot against a cheap blue bed-sheet and the blue background was replaced with spaceship bridges. The story was a parody of Star Trek: First Contact. The Korg send a ship back in time to 20th century Earth. The Kickstart, being the only functioning P-fleet ship around, has to follow. The Korg plan to assassinate rockstar Jeffrey Cochbrane (Played by Rudi Airisto and a pair of sunglasses) and his band Dethdestro before their concert attracts the attention of Vulgars. This would stop humanity's first contact aliens and change the future. If that wasn't bad enough, all Jeff wants to do is play loud and drink too much, but now Pirk and his crew must force him to save the world...
Captain Pirk
Commander Info
Jeffrey Cochbrane
The Korg Queen
Korg
Korg / CrapTV Security Guard
Admiral Sauerkrautzer / Newsreader
Captain Dicard / Commander Sissy
Kickstart Computer (voice)
Chief Engineer Shitty / Dethdestro Drummer
Lieutenant Pulu
Captain Spook
Lieutenant Talok
Dethdestro Bassist
Lieutenant Suicide (uncredited)
Korg (uncredited)
12 Apr 2010
Vampires & Sex in the City - What more could you want?
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