15 Jul 1999
Long Hello and Short Goodbye
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With a flu epidemic running rife, three new bumbling recruits are assigned to Inspector Mills police station. With help from Special Constable Gorse, they manage to totally wreck operations of the police force and let plenty of criminals get away, even before they arrive at the station. They all have to prove themselves or else they'll be out of a job and Sgt. Wilkins will be transferred.
Top Billed Cast
Sid James Sergeant Frank Wilkins
Eric Barker Inspector Mills
Kenneth Connor P.C. Charlie Constable
Charles Hawtrey S.P.C. Timothy Gorse
Kenneth Williams P.C. Stanley Benson
Leslie Phillips P.C. Tom Potter
Joan Sims W.P.C. Gloria Passworthy
Hattie Jacques Sergeant Laura Moon
Shirley Eaton Sally Barry
Joan Hickson Mrs. May
Irene Handl Distraught Mother
Freddie Mills Jewel Thief
Cyril Chamberlain Thurston
Terence Longdon Herbert Hall
Jill Adams WPC Harrison
Brian Oulton Store Manager
Victor Maddern Detective Sgt. Liddell
Joan Young Lady Mayoress
Esma Cannon Deaf Old Lady
Hilda Fenemore Agitated Woman
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