07 Aug 2000
Zitlover
The zitlover must acquire cheese in order to feed the hungry boils that drive him. Unfortunately, a Rambo-esque convenience store clerk stands between him and the pus-growing liquid he desires.
Clerks
Just because they serve you doesn't mean they like you.
Convenience and video store clerks Dante and Randal are sharp-witted, potty-mouthed and bored out of their minds. So in between needling customers, the counter jockeys play hockey on the roof, visit a funeral home and deal with their love lives.
Top Billed Cast
Brian O'Halloran Dante
Jeff Anderson Randal
Marilyn Ghigliotti Veronica
Lisa Spoonauer Caitlin
Jason Mewes Jay
Scott Schiaffo Chewlie's Rep
Al Berkowitz Old Man
Walt Flanagan Woolen Cap Smoker / Egg Man / Offended Customer
Walt Flanagan Cat-Admiring Bitter Customer
Ed Hapstak Sanford / Angry Mourner
Lee Bendick #812 Wynarski
Pattijean Csik Coroner
Ken Clark Administer of Fine / Orderly
Donna Jeanne Indecisive Video Customer
Virginia Smith Caged Animal Maturbator
Betsy Broussard Dental School Video Customer
Ernest O'Donnell Trainer
Kimberly Loughran Alyssa's Sister Heather
Gary Stern Tabloid Reading Customer
Joe Bagnole Cat-Watching Customer
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