
13 Jun 1967

You Only Live Twice
A mysterious spacecraft captures Russian and American space capsules and brings the two superpowers to the brink of war. James Bond investigates the case in Japan and comes face to face with his archenemy Blofeld.
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Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond looks after the British outpost near the Khybar pass. Protected by the kilted Third Foot and Mouth regiment, you would think they were safe, but the Khazi of Kalabar has other ideas—he wants all the British dead. But his troops fear the 'skirted-devils, who are rumoured not to wear any underwear.
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond
Private Widdle
Bungdit Din
Khasi of Khalabar
Captain Keene
Lady Joan Ruff-Diamond
Brother Belcher
Sergeant Major MacNutt
Princess Jelhi
The Fakir
Major Shorthouse
Private Ginger Hale
Stinghi
Khasi's First Wife
Busti
Chindi
Macnutt's Lure
Major Domo
Burpa Guard
Bungdit Din's Servant
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