12 Jun 2014
Monomyth - Patsy
A very unusual wedding unfolds in front of a woman.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Tales of the Code: Wedlocked
That scoundrel! Thinks he can marry the both of us!
Wenches Scarlett and Giselle fix each other up for their wedding, in which they would each marry their groom. Upon realizing that both their grooms were the same man, Jack Sparrow, the two wenches found themselves in an auction led by the Auctioneer. This short film serves as a prequel to The Curse of the Black Pearl, and explains just why Jack Sparrow's boat the Jolly Mon was seen sinking at the beginning of the whole story; why the wenches were so upset with him; and how Cotton lost his tongue.
Top Billed Cast
John Vickery Auctioneer
Vanessa Branch Giselle
Lauren Maher Scarlett
David Bailie Cotton
Martin Horsey Gregor, The Drunk Pirate
Walter Williamson The Marquis D'Avis, The Rich Pirate
Jack Donner Jerome, The Old Pirate
Fred Maske Atencio, The Poor Pirate
Ric Sarabia Nigel, The Skinny Pirate
Dale Dickey Oona, The Wench
Christopher DesRoches Dante, The Handsome Pirate
Johnny Depp Jack Sparrow (archive footage)
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