A comic frenzy filled with sex, music, science fiction, and all combinations thereof... as well as a dildo-festooned Moby. In an adult video store on Christmas Eve, we join Joe (an owner terrified of his own merchandise), Adam (an employee spouting indignation about everything), and Tina (whose unabashed promiscuity lends itself well to the locale).
Joe
Tina
Adam
Grace
Dean
Christian
Self
FBI Guy
Girl with Dildo / K-Y Customer #3
Robber
K-Y Customer #1
Kevin Smith
Tina's First Love
Woman w/Male Genitalia
Trekkie
The Most Beautiful Girl in Boston
Delivery Guy
K-Y Customer #2
Harry
Nipple Clamps