Bad Johnson

Say hello to his little friend!

Women are practically throwing themselves at Rich and he can’t seem to control himself. But he continually blames his penis, which seems to have a mind of its own. After ruining yet another promising relationship with Jamie, Rich has finally had enough and wishes his penis would just leave him alone. The next morning, Rich wakes up to find his wish has come true and his johnson is no longer on his body. Even worse, Rich is shocked to discover that his penis has taken human form...

2014

Comedy·Fantasy

1h 27min

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Top Billed Cast

Cam Gigandet
Rich Johnson
Nick Thune
Rich's Penis
Kevin Miller
Josh Nelson
Jamie Chung
Jamie
Katherine Cunningham
Lindsay Young
Casey Tutton
Teenage Girl
Katie Rich
Samantha
Jessica Joy
Emily
Bradley Grant Smith
Former Best Friend
George Lako
Strip Club Patron
Meg Thalken
Doctor
Karen Woditsch
Mother
Danny Rhodes
Waiter
James E. Foley
Bob (voice)
James R. Doherty
Blond Guy
Rammel Chan
Chinese Delivery Guy
Holly Houk
Kimi
Megan Kohl
Mature Woman
Emily Tumen
Catholic Teen Girl
Justin Kline
Pharmacy Tech

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