Untitled Oregon Trail Film
A film adaptation of the popular grade school computer game Oregon Trail.
Some comedies go too far... others start there.
The story begins with a regular Joe who tries desperately to seek employment, but embarks on a violent rampage when he teams up with cult leader Uncle Dave. Their first act is to heist an amusement park, only to learn that the Taliban are planning the same heist as well. Chaos ensues, and now the Postal Dude must not only take on terrorists but also political figures.
Postal Dude
Uncle Dave
Richard
Faith
Candidate Welles
Officier John
Verne Troyer
Officer Greg
Osama Bin Ladin
Panhandler
Habib
Recorder
George W. Bush
Mr. Blither
Mohammed
Peter
Paul
Vince Desiderio
Jenny
Karen
A film adaptation of the popular grade school computer game Oregon Trail.
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