The Hitmen. The Swinger. The Not So Good Girl. Together they'll discover Action, Culture, Mystery, Romance (and Lesbians?) in the most Pretentious, Artsy, Violent, Botched Heist film EVER MADE! Taking the highbrow world of Independent Film to all new lows!
This hilariously smart satire tells the story of Johnny Vince, a swingin' hepcat who meets hitman Sam and Harvey on a road trip to pull a "botched robbery" in Las Vegas. Along the way they take a deeply unfulfilled not-so-good-girl hostage, encounter the mysterious Mechanic, get harassed by a foul-mouthed answering machine... and did we mention the lesbians? The result - hilarity ensues!
Julianne
Sam Saperstein
Anomalie
Harvey Hirschberg
Memento Guy
Johnny Vince
Surprise Chocolate Lover
Heather Picture
13 Jul 1981
Young history buff Kevin can scarcely believe it when six dwarfs emerge from his closet one night. Former employees of the Supreme Being, they've purloined a map charting all of the holes in the fabric of time and are using it to steal treasures from different historical eras. Taking Kevin with them, they variously drop in on Napoleon, Robin Hood and King Agamemnon before the Supreme Being catches up with them.
03 Apr 2024
Heather (voice)
Answering Machine (voice)
Company of Men Guy / Gay Husband / Understanding Husband
Unintelligible Cockney Guy #1
Unintelligible Cockney Guy #2
Crime Boss
Creepy Cowboy
Hot Blonde Lesbian #1
Hot Brunette Lesbian
Filthy Mysterious Bum
El Mariachi Guy
Self
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