22 May 2024
Trauma Goblin
A depressed man purchases a goblin to heal his trauma and depression, and is forced to face himself.
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
IT WILL KILL YOU. EVEN IF IT TAKES THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.
Top Billed Cast
Paul Clemens Jack Cucchiaio
Michael James Kacey The Doctor
Fay Kato The Mystic
Melissa Paladino The Girlfriend
Brian Rohan The Murderer
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