15 Dec 1918
Take a Chance
It's a classic boy-meets-girl story, boy-loses-girl, boy gets mistaken for an escaped convict and ruthlessly chased by armies of cops across the countryside in a thrill-packed stunt-addled climax.
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
IT WILL KILL YOU. EVEN IF IT TAKES THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.
Top Billed Cast
Paul Clemens Jack Cucchiaio
Michael James Kacey The Doctor
Fay Kato The Mystic
Melissa Paladino The Girlfriend
Brian Rohan The Murderer
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