20 Feb 2014
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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Santa brings Christmas fun to Mars!
Martians fear their children have become lazy and joyless due to their newfound obsession with Earth TV shows. After ancient Martian leader Chochem suggests that the children of Mars need more fun—including their own Santa Claus—supreme leader Lord Kimar assembles an expedition to Earth. Once there, they kidnap two children who lead them to the North Pole, then capture the real Santa Claus, taking all three back to Mars in an attempt to bring the Martian children happiness.
Top Billed Cast
John Call Santa Claus
Leonard Hicks Kimar
Vincent Beck Voldar
Bill McCutcheon Dropo
Victor Stiles Billy Foster
Donna Conforti Betty Foster
Chris Month Bomar
Pia Zadora Girmar
Lelia Martin Momar
Charles Renn Hargo
James Cahill Rigna
Ned Wertimer Andy Henderson
Doris Rich Mrs. Claus
Carl Don Chochem / Von Green
Ivor Bodin Winky
Al Nesor Stobo
Josip Elic Shim
Jim Bishop Lomas
Lin Thurmond Children TV Announcer
Don Blair TV News Announcer
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