28 Sep 2001
Mike Bassett: England Manager
After England's football (soccer) manager has a heart attack, Mike Bassett is hired as the new manager and promptly announces the team will win the World Cup.
Aaaaaaaah!
We are not men
Alpha Male Smith and his Beta, Keith, move to take over a local community. They hook up with restless Female, Denise, igniting a deadly feud in which emotions run high and deep-seated grudges resurface amongst the tribe. Are we not men? Or are we simply beasts?
Top Billed Cast
Steve Oram Smith
Lucy Honigman Denise
Toyah Willcox Barbara
Julian Rhind-Tutt Ryan
Tom Meeten Keith
Holli Dempsey Helen
Julian Barratt Jupiter
Noel Fielding Carl
Tony Way Sitcom Lee
Alice Lowe Sitcom Eudora
Jaden Alexander Party Guest
Missa Blue Party Guest
Shelley Longworth Carolla
Terry Mynott Radio DJ
Barunka O'Shaughnessy Party Guest
John Willie Hopkins Party Band- Guitar (as John Hopkins)
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