27 Oct 2006
Va a ser que nadie es perfecto
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Cockles and Muscles
Crustacés et coquillages is a fresh French comedy film with numerous surprise turnarounds and about the tolerance of a family of four. The family spend an idealistic summer vacation together where each of the family members gets involved in a new or old relationship.
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Valeria Bruni Tedeschi Béatrix
Gilbert Melki Marc
Jean-Marc Barr Didier
Jacques Bonnaffé Mathieu
Édouard Collin Martin
Romain Torres Charly
Sabrina Seyvecou Laura
Yannick Baudin Michaël
Julien Weber Sylvain
Sébastien Cormier Laura's New Friend
Marion Roux Billiard Player
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