The Cruise

A stowaway sneaks aboard a ship departing on a cruise down the Vistula River. The captain takes him for a Communist Party cultural coordinator and the intruder gladly adapts to his new role, immediately setting to work at manipulating the passengers and crew into silly and vaguely humiliating games. Before long, Tym has got everyone under his thumb and created his own comedic dictatorship.

1970

1h 5min

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Top Billed Cast

Stanisław Tym
KO Instructor
Jolanta Lothe
Young Girl
Wanda Stanisławska-Lothe
Mamoniowa
Jerzy Dobrowolski
Instructor's Friend
Andrzej Dobosz
Philosopher
Jan Himilsbach
Sidorowski
Jerzy Karaszkiewicz
Angler
Zdzisław Maklakiewicz
Engineer Mamon
Maciej Michalak
Passenger
Ryszard Pietruski
Captain
Wojciech Pokora
Passenger
Roman Suszko
Passenger
Waclaw Antczak
Commission Member
Janusz Bezamson
Passenger
Eugeniusz Gajewski
Commission Member
Michalina Gesicka
Passenger
Irena Izykowska
Sidorowska
Janusz Kłosiński
Józio
Leszek Kowalewski
Poet
Wawrzyniec Trybala-Olszewski
Singer

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