Merry Christmas, mother fucker!
Charles Dickens' classic heart warming tale...not really. The Jewish mafia has decided to steal Scrooge's whoring business and ruin the holidays; all the while Scrooge is visited by the three ghosts of Christmas, who attempt to show him the errors of his greedy ways.
Scrooge
Sally
Ghost of Christmas Past
Abby
Tiny Tim
Ari
Jacob Marley
Mistress Ivy
Mike the Russian