14 Jun 1950
Let's Join Joanie
Salesgirl Joanie tries to impress a handsome man by joining a fitness club.
When a neighborhood is plagued by break-ins, a family looks to burglar-proof their house. Dead bolts aren't enough, so the father (Tim Conway) has to ratchet things up. Comic situations ensue.
Narrator (voice)
Howard Simpson
Jennifer Simpson
Police Sergeant
Rudy
Carla Simpson
Burglar
Ricky Simpson
14 Jun 1950
Salesgirl Joanie tries to impress a handsome man by joining a fitness club.
04 Nov 2002
An awkward, telekinetic teenage girl's lonely life is dominated by relentless bullying at school and an oppressive religious fanatic mother at home. When her tormentors pull a humiliating prank at the senior prom, she unleashes a horrifying chaos on everyone, leaving nothing but destruction in her wake.
27 Mar 1974
The story of a family living in a New York City slum in 1912, headed by a loving but alcoholic father and a strong-willed mother.
15 Jul 1990
Failed series pilot about a pair of mismatched law partners who struggle to stay ahead of their creditors.
31 Oct 1989
The misadventures of a small mutt named Rusty and his human family and canine friends.
10 Feb 1970
The Marshal of Santa Fe returns home to find his town almost wiped out by Mexican bandits and enlists the help of a young Mexican boy and his mother to track them down.
28 Jan 1975
A crusty old rancher hires three young women to pose as his daughters. However, the real father of one of the daughters finds out about it, and kidnaps her to hold her for ransom--which the rancher can't pay.
03 Oct 1973
Three letters, whose delivery has been delayed by a year, change the lives of the people to whom they were addressed.
27 May 1978
Failed TV pilot.
10 May 1950
A peaceable man becomes marshal of his town at the end of a cattle trail and faces the problems of law enforcement with trail drovers and gunhands.
01 Apr 1974
In the wild west con-man 'Candy' Johnson heads to Nevada to set up his own gambling den and teams up with Lucy Cotton, a young woman he meets there. This failed television pilot film is loosely based on Honky Tonk (1941), which starred Clark Gable.
01 Jan 1981
The Metaliens, alien robots intent on galactic domination, encounter a major setback. Their enormous Space Saucer, 'Compromise', enters a black hole in a strange, uncharted region of Space, and collides with another craft – sending the Kleptonite Ball, their precious cargo and the key to Universal Conquest, hurtling to a planet inhabited by primitive life forms: Earth. Having materialised in a bar, the Ball variously functions as a Christmas tree decoration, a bathroom ornament, and a fortune-teller's prop. The Metaliens must retrieve the Kleptonite Ball if their mission is ever to succeed. And that's when their problems really begin…
09 Mar 1975
A valuable medallion believed to prove that aliens from outer space visited Earth in prehistoric times is sought.
09 Jul 1990
The talking bulldog at a policeman's feet turns out to be his late partner.
03 Mar 2010
Everybody lies, and everybody gets lied to...We lie to get ahead, we lie to get the girl, and to keep our secrets. Whether motivated by greed, ego, or criminal intent, just when you think you've heard it all, there are 1000 WAYS TO LIE.
29 May 1976
Three young women who posed as the daughters of an elderly homesteader find out that he has been falsely accused of murder, convicted, and sentenced to hang. They hatch a plot to smuggle him out of prison.
02 Apr 2022
The host of a children's television show aimed for creativity starts experiencing burnout after needing to force that creativity every day.
01 Jan 1954
Mandrake and Lothar battle enemy agents who have kidnapped the beautiful Princess Narda to force the magician to assist them locate a counter-intelligence agent who possess vital information.
27 Aug 1984
A female team of government agents, under the guise of owners of a popular worldwide franchise of aerobic centers, matches wits with a group of criminals who have kidnapped a top defense specialist and his ailing son, intending to sell him to the highest bidder.
12 Jun 1987
Simon Templar returns to New York via Concorde and is feeling restless, until a note from an old flame surfaces. This TV movie was an unsold pilot for an attempted series revival.