
29 Mar 1996

Sgt. Bilko
The US army is known for churning out lean mean fighting machines intent on protecting our great nation. Sergeant Ernie Bilko is the leader of a ragtag group of the sorriest soldiers ever to enlist in the armed forces.
Once upon a time...there was a salesgirl Ciderella who woke up one morning with a kingdom on her hands, a "king" in her arms...and a carload of schneeze(?)
A tiny European country which for years has survived financially only through evading its bills and smuggling is finally facing bankruptcy, when a rich American agrees to save the place by buying it. But before, the deal is closed, he dies. His nearest relative and heir turns out to be a young woman with high ethical and democratic standards, but no experience with money, or affairs of state, or Europe. A charming young English visitor helps her to muddle through. Comedy and romance follow.
Lindy Smith
Tony Craig
Selby
Minister of Finance - Blacksmith
Maria
Chancellor - Cobbler
Burgomaster - Policeman
Alberto - Captain of the guard
Julien / Postman / Farmer
Italian Attache (uncredited)
MacNabb the Lawyer (uncredited)
Macy's Staff Manager (uncredited)
Representative of Johnson K. Johnson (uncredited)
Pageboy (uncredited)
Grand Duke Johnson the First (uncredited)
Grieves
Hotel Doorman (uncredited)
Villager at Council Meeting
Louis the Jailkeeper (uncredited)
Selby's Valet
29 Mar 1996
The US army is known for churning out lean mean fighting machines intent on protecting our great nation. Sergeant Ernie Bilko is the leader of a ragtag group of the sorriest soldiers ever to enlist in the armed forces.
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