
16 Jan 1970

Love Is Colder Than Death
Small-time pimp Franz is torn between his mistress and Bruno, the gangster sent after him by a shady crime syndicate he's refused to join.
Who was that lady I saw you outwit last night? That was no lady … That was ‘Mum’ Wilberforce, …
Five oddball criminals planning a bank robbery rent rooms on a cul-de-sac from an octogenarian widow under the pretext that they are classical musicians.
Professor Marcus
Claude, alias 'Major Courtney'
Louis, alias 'Mr. Harvey'
Harry, alias 'Mr. Robinson'
'One-Round', alias 'Mr. Lawson'
Mrs. Wilberforce
The Superintendent
The Sergeant
The Barrow Boy
Large Lady (uncredited)
Hypatia (uncredited)
Cab Driver (uncredited)
Burglar (uncredited)
Parcels Clerk (uncredited)
Junk Man (uncredited)
Miss Pringle (uncredited)
Security Van Driver (uncredited)
Station Master (uncredited)
Security Guard (uncredited)
Second Cab Driver (uncredited)
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