30 May 1992
We Are Not Angels
Angel and the devil fight for the soul of a Belgrade playboy who made a young girl pregnant.
The Baby and the Battleship
It all starts when a sailor's left holding the baby!
After a quayside mix-up with the Italian family of his fiancée, Able Seaman Knocker White finds himself literally left holding the baby. Unable to return it before his ship sails he enlists the help of best mate Puncher Roberts to smuggle the child aboard. But babies are surprisingly demanding and gradually the whole crew is drawn into helping keep it fed and washed - and undiscovered. Even so, the officers above deck start to puzzle over the increasingly strange happenings on board.
Top Billed Cast
John Mills Puncher Roberts
Richard Attenborough Knocker White
André Morell Marshal
Michael Hordern Capt. Hugh
Ernest Clark Cmdr. Geoffrey Digby
Harry Locke CPO Blades
Michael Howard Joe
Lionel Jeffries George
Clifford Mollison Sails
John Le Mesurier The Marshal’s Aide
Ferdy Mayne Interpreter
Kenneth Griffith Sub-Lieutenant
Gordon Jackson Harry
Martyn Garrett The baby
Lisa Gastoni Maria Vespucci
Norma Donaldson Dr. Bryce
Thorley Walters Lt. Setley
Duncan Lamont Master-at-Arms
Cyril Raymond P.M.O.
Harold Siddons Whiskers
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