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Women enter and exit a science fiction author's life over the course of a few years after the author loses the woman he considers his one true love.
Figures Don't Lie
One Blonde They All Prefer-and There's a reason
Figures Don't Lie is a showcase for the physical charms of lovely Esther Ralston, who in one scene proves the accuracy of the title by donning a fetching one-piece bathing suit. The main story concerns wise-guy insurance salesman Richard Arlen, who through a combination of hard work and sheer gall lands a job as sales manager. But he can't land heroine Ralston, who has remained cool to his charms ever since he tried to make a play for her on the street. A lost film.
Top Billed Cast
Esther Ralston Janet Wells
Richard Arlen Bob Blewe
Ford Sterling 'Howdy' Jones
Doris Hill Mamie
Blanche Payson Mrs. Jones
Natalie Kingston Dolores
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