12 Oct 2005
Not Here to Be Loved
Jean-Claude Delsart, a 50 years-old bailiff, with his worn-out smile and heart, abandoned a long time ago the idea that life could give him pleasures. Until the day, he dares to push the doors of a tango lesson...
You May Not Kiss the Bride
Till honeymoon do us part
Bryan, an unassuming pet photographer has action and adventure thrust upon him when he is forced to wed Masha, a Croatian crime lord's daughter, and she is subsequently kidnapped while on their honeymoon in a tropical paradise.
Top Billed Cast
Dave Annable Bryan Lighthouse
Katharine McPhee Masha Nikitin
Rob Schneider Ernesto
Mena Suvari Tonya
Tia Carrere Lani
Kathy Bates Bryan's Mother
Ken Davitian Vadik Nikitin
Kevin Dunn Agent Ross
Vinnie Jones Brick
Stephen Tobolowsky Plumber
Howard Bishop Agent Meyers
Jeanne Rogers Borislava Nikitin
Willie K. Kahaiali'i Tahitian Village Mayor
Theo Coumbis Oleg
Dorian Burns Pirate Dog Owner
Tani Lynn Fujimoto Resort Receptionist
Al Harrington Resort Bar Tender
Allan Okubo Accupuncturist
Michelle Cornish Zoya
Joe Fick Mobster Bodyguard
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