
27 Nov 2009

De Dana Dan
Two down on their luck men try to kidnap a wealthy businesswoman's dog to demand a hefty ransom from her. But things go haywire when the dog goes missing.

The adventure is real. The heroes are not.
Reclusive author Loretta Sage writes about exotic places in her popular adventure novels that feature a handsome cover model named Alan. While on tour promoting her new book with Alan, Loretta gets kidnapped by an eccentric billionaire who hopes she can lead him to the ancient city's lost treasure that featured in her latest story. Alan, determined to prove he can be a hero in real life and not just on the pages of her books, sets off to rescue her.

Loretta Sage / Angela

Alan / Dash

Abigail Fairfax

Beth Hatten

Jack Trainer

Oscar

Allison

Ray the Moderator

Fantasy Villain

Nana

Rafi

Woman Singing in Village

Officer Gomez
Cigar Man
Biker
Chef

Barb
Audience Member

Nerdy Teenage Girl

Airline Employee

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