20 Mar 1971
Go As Messy As Messy Can Be
Comedy about a young man who causes pandemonium by raiding a bar patronized by his father, winning the favors of a hostess and ends up feeling the breasts and hips of all the girls in his father's office.
U.F.O. The Movie
The biggest laugh in space this year.
The legendary Roy 'Chubby' Brown stars in his very first feature length movie. Chubby is captured by a gang of feminist aliens from the 25th century and beamed up to their spaceship during his live show in Blackpool. Put on trial for crimes against woman, he is soon found guilty and sentenced to the ultimate penalty. Is this the end of the planet's favourite son? Will he escape? Or will Chubby be terminated? Co-starring super model Sara Stockbridge and Roger Lloyd Pack, 'Trig' from Only Fools and Horses. U.F.O. is the bawdiest, most outrageous celluloid experience of the year or indeed any year.
Top Billed Cast
Roy 'Chubby' Brown Himself
Amanda Symonds Ava
Sara Stockbridge Zoe
Roger Lloyd Pack Solo
Shirley Anne Field Supreme Commander
Ben Aris Doctor
Walter Sparrow Old Codger
Rusty Goffe Henry VIII
Kiran Shah Genghis Khan
Kenny Baker Casanova
Anthony Georghiou Dracula
Cathy Murphy Elizabeth Hickling 
Sue Lloyd Judge
Jackie Downey Margaret
Paul Barber Doctor Who (voice)
James Culshaw Man
Sheila Gill Old Woman
Shaun Curry Barman
Kenneth MacDonald Plumber
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