Abahachi, Chief of the Apache Indians, and his blood brother Ranger maintain peace and justice in the Wild West. One day, Abahachi needs to take up a credit from the Shoshone Indians to finance his tribe's new saloon. Unfortunately Santa Maria, who sold the saloon, betrays Abahachi, takes the money and leaves. Soon, the Shoshones are on the warpath to get their money back, and Abahachi is forced to organize it quickly.
Abahachi / Winnetouch
Ranger
Santa Maria
Uschi
Dimitri
Hombre
Chief Listiger Lurch
John
Jack
Jim
Joe
Bartender
Sheriff
Falscher Hase
Shoshone Advisor #1
Shoshone Advisor #2
Little Shoshone
Karl May
Blonde Squaw
Narrator (voice)
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