27 Apr 2003
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Five troubled teens, abandoned by society and family, form a bond in a world of violence, drugs, and self-destruction, facing harsh realities of modern Singapore.
Kindergarten Cop
Go ahead, YOU tell him you didn't do your homework.
Hard-edged cop John Kimble gets more than he bargained for when he goes undercover as a kindergarten teacher to get the goods on a brutal drug lord while at the same time protecting the man's young son. Pitted against a class of boisterous moppets whose antics try his patience and test his mettle, Kimble may have met his match … in more ways than one.
Top Billed Cast
Arnold Schwarzenegger John Kimble
Penelope Ann Miller Joyce Palmieri
Pamela Reed Det. Phoebe O'Hara
Linda Hunt Miss Schlowski
Richard Tyson Cullen Crisp
Carroll Baker Eleanor Crisp
Joseph Cousins Dominic Palmieri
Christian Cousins Dominic Palmieri
Cathy Moriarty Sylvester's Mother
Park Overall Samantha's Mother
Jayne Brook Zach's Mother
Richard Portnow Captain Salazar
Tom Kurlander Danny
Alix Koromzay Cindy
Betty Lou Henson Keisha's Mother
Heidi Swedberg Joshua's Mother
Bob Nelson Henry Shoop
Molly Cleator Assistant to Schlowski
Eugene Elman Judge
Susan Burns Waitress
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