
10 Jun 2026

Scary Movie
The sixth installment in the franchise. Plot TBA.
May the schwartz be with you.
When the nefarious Dark Helmet hatches a plan to snatch Princess Vespa and steal her planet's air, space-bum-for-hire Lone Starr and his clueless sidekick fly to the rescue. Along the way, they meet Yogurt, who puts Lone Starr wise to the power of "The Schwartz." Can he master it in time to save the day?
President Skroob / Yogurt
Barf
Dark Helmet
Lone Starr
Princess Vespa
King Roland
Colonel Sandurz
Radar Technician
Dot Matrix (voice)
Dot Matrix
John Hurt
Radio Operator
Minister
Prince Valium
Commanderette Zircon
Major Asshole
Laser Gunner
Dr. Schlotkin
Captain of the Guard
Snotty
10 Jun 2026
The sixth installment in the franchise. Plot TBA.
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