14 Jun 2002
The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys
A group of Catholic school friends, after being caught drawing an obscene comic book, plan a heist that will outdo their previous prank and make them local legends.
Up Your Alley
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A nerdy virgin who spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women gets a job catering at a film festival party that is chock full of his "dream girls". Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a Mafia jewel-smuggling plot and must impersonate a Mafia don who he has inadvertently caused to die of a heart attack.
Top Billed Cast
Frank Corsentino Seymour
Haji Maria Manina
Michael Finn Grogan
Marius Mazmanian Toenails
Lee McLaughlin Sissy
Charles Knapp Don Marco
Lillian Shrewsbury Mother
Irene Makarewicz Aunt
John Bloom Bruno
Tyra Tashiro Gardener
Luanne Roberts Nazi
Uschi Digard Spumoni #1
Georgette Dante Spumoni #2
Cheri Caffaro Flapper / Girl at Airport
Vincent Barbi Sicilian Gang Member
Cara Peters Sicilian Gang Member
Michael Stearns Steam Room Gang
Albert Cole Man at Airport
Lynn Harris Girl at Party
William Kirschner Man at Party
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