11 Mar 2017
Assholes
Adah and Aaron are recovering addicts who are struggling to stay sober. After meeting in their psychoanalyst’s waiting room, they fall in love, relapse on poppers, and become the biggest assholes in New York City.
Shallow Hal
True love is worth the weight.
After taking his dying father's advice, Hal dates only the embodiments of female physical perfection. But that all changes after Hal has an unexpected run-in with self-help guru Tony Robbins. Intrigued by Hal's shallowness, Robbins hypnotizes him into seeing the beauty that exists even in the least physically appealing women. Hal soon falls for Rosemary, but he doesn't realize that his gorgeous girlfriend is actually a 300-pound-not-so-hottie.
Top Billed Cast
Jack Black Hal
Gwyneth Paltrow Rosemary
Jason Alexander Mauricio
Joe Viterelli Steve Shanahan
Rene Kirby Walt
Bruce McGill Reverend Larson
Tony Robbins Tony Robbins
Susan Ward Jill
Zen Gesner Ralph
Brooke Burns Katrina
Rob Moran Second Tiffany
Joshua 'Li'iBoy' Shintani Li'iboy
Kyle Gass Artie
Laura Kightlinger Jen
Nan Martin Tanya Peeler
Sasha Joseph Neulinger Young Hal
John-Eliot Jordan Fuel Pizza Waiter
Jill Christine Fitzgerald Mrs. Shanahan
Erinn Bartlett Bella
Fawn Irish Spastic Bella
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