
28 Sep 1971

And Now for Something Completely Different
A collection of Monty Python's Flying Circus skits from the first two seasons of their British TV series.

All the action. All the women. Half the intelligence.
The evil Gen. Rancor has his sights set on world domination, and only one man can stop him: Dick Steele, also known as Agent WD-40. Rancor needs to obtain a computer circuit for the missile that he is planning to fire, so Steele teams up with Veronique Ukrinsky, a KGB agent whose father designed the chip. Together they try to locate the evil mastermind's headquarters, where Veronique's father and several other hostages are being held.

Dick Steele

Veronique Ukrinsky

The Director

Miss Cheevus

Norman Coleman

General Rancor

Victoria / Barbara Dahl

Desiree More

Agent Steve Bishop

Skippy, Warrior on Cell Phone

Painter

Himself

Agency Tape Recorder (Voice)

Helicopter Pilot

Busdriver

Steele's Tag Team Member

Steele's Other Tag Team Member

Brian, Waiter in Restaurant

Helicopter Ticket Agent

Woman in Murphy Bed

28 Sep 1971

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