
12 Sep 1946

Pardon My Terror
Private detectives Gus and Dick take a murder case where nearly everyone is trying to kill them.

Sex, murder and revenge were never this funny.
Ned Ravine is a police officer and lawyer who occasionally defends the delinquents he arrests. He crosses paths with seductive Lola Cain during an assignment and promptly begins an affair with her. Meanwhile, Ned's wife, Lana, is deep in an affair of her own. Lana and her lover are planning to murder Ned in an elaborate fashion so they can collect on his triple indemnity life insurance policy.

Ned Ravine

Laura Lincolnberry

Lana Ravine

Lola Cain

Frank Kelbo

Max Shady

Judge Skanky

Clarence

Laura's Husband

Himself

Trial Judge

Man in Park

Bailiff

Train Passenger

Woman in Bird Store

Arch

Milo Crumley

Murder Investigator

Guest Musician

Investigator #1

12 Sep 1946

Private detectives Gus and Dick take a murder case where nearly everyone is trying to kill them.

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