
25 Dec 2015

The Revenant
In the 1820s, a frontiersman, Hugh Glass, sets out on a path of vengeance against those who left him for dead after a bear mauling.
HE’S NOT HEROIC, HE’S DEFINITELY NOT COOL, BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE…HE’S LAME!
When the self-conscious villain known only as the Red Scarf begins terrorizing local saloons, town drunk and local hero the Lame Ranger and his trusty sidekick Best Buy must use all their wits to stop him and defend the Wild West.
The Lame Ranger
The Red Scarf
Best Buy
The Red Scarf’s Henchman
Damsel in Distress
Laughing Man in Saloon
Bartender
Startled Man in Saloon
Sometimes Stubbled Man in Saloon
Relieved Man in Saloon
Some Dude
25 Dec 2015
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A clueless wannabe movie star moves to LA and goes viral for all the wrong reasons, only to evolve into a slightly less terrible version of himself. #blessed