
18 May 1990

Bird on a Wire
An FBI informant has kept his new identity secret for 15 years. Now an old flame has recognised him, and the bad guys are back for revenge.

WARNING! This Movie might be offensive to Righties, All Lefties, Retards, Terrorists, Pacifists, War-Mongers, Believers, the ACLU, Conservatives, Republicans, Democrats, People of Color, Non-Speakers, & Ivy League Profs., Native Americans should be Okay.
A cynical anti-American Hollywood filmmaker sets out on a crusade to abolish the 4th of July holiday. He is visited by three spirits who take him on a hilarious journey in an attempt to show him the true meaning of America.

Michael Malone

General George S. Patton

Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa

Angel of Death

Aziz

Mohammed

Josh

President George Washington

Todd Grosslight

Judge Clarence Henderson

George Mulrooney

Himself

Rastus Malone

Slave

Lab Technician

Ahmed

Neville Chamberlain

Lab Tech 2

Celebrity 1

Paris Hilton

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