
10 Mar 1966

Balearic Caper
A scepter is stolen, and it's hunted for by various groups of international robbers and spies, for various reasons - in a parody of 007 movies.
Let's Make Some Art!
A low-budget film crew working in New York City find themselves being preyed upon by a sexually conflicted serial killer.
Jerry
Jennifer
Casey
Christine
Jacob Gelman
Mysterious Woman / Waitress
Naked P.A.
Audrey Benjamin
Casey's Mom
Rachael, Costume Girl
Casey's Dad
Pregnant Woman
Beautiful Headcrushing Witness
French Cool Cat
Jennifer's Mom
Theodora
Television Interviewer
Self
Woman with Eyeball in Her Cleavage
Gelman's On-Set Gyno-American
10 Mar 1966
A scepter is stolen, and it's hunted for by various groups of international robbers and spies, for various reasons - in a parody of 007 movies.
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