
18 Feb 1966

The Silencers
Matt Helm is called out of retirement to stop the evil Big O organization who plan to explode an atomic bomb over Alamagordo, NM, and start WW III.
As belles, they were ding-dongs... they enlisted, and were rotten to the corps... and when things got hotter... they went to the cooler... now, they're on the loose again!
Amos and Theodore, the two bumbling outlaw wannabes from The Apple Dumpling Gang, are back and trying to make it on their own. This time, the crazy duo gets involved in an army supply theft case -- and, of course, gets in lots of comic trouble along the way!
Amos Tucker
Theodore
Jeff Reed
Woolly Bill Hitchcock
Miss Millie Gaskill
Big Mac
Jim Ravencroft
T.P. Gaskill
Old Tough Kate
Martha Osten
Sergeant Slaughter
Captain Sherick
Wes Hardin
Soldier #1 on Train
Elderly Man
Baggage Master
Hank Starrett
Bartender
Reno
Sentry #1
18 Feb 1966
Matt Helm is called out of retirement to stop the evil Big O organization who plan to explode an atomic bomb over Alamagordo, NM, and start WW III.
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